One Plus Two = Jellybeans!

Non sequitur (Latin for “it does not follow”), in formal logic, is an argument in which its conclusion does not follow from its premises. In a non sequitur, the conclusion could be either true or false, but the argument is fallacious because there is a disconnection between the premise and the conclusion.  (Wikipedia).

We are still basking in the glory of Moving Maryland Forward.  It is now teetering precariously on the edge of the cliff of our Progressive black hole.  One little push and over they go, and we will be in control forever!


Sorry Sheeple.  We cut back on parachutes due to the evil Republican sequester.

MOM is masterful at “disconnecting the premise from the conclusion,” and he non-sequitured all over the place to justify making Maryland one of the top liberal states in the country.

Here are a few examples:

Crazy person goes on shooting spree in another state = oppressive gun legislation levied on law-abiding citizens to prevent it from happening here.  If we have your guns, the crazies won’t be able to steal any and shoot people.

Hurricaine Sandy hits the East Coast = assessment of Storm Water fees on every single working person and business (which could cost them tens of thousands of dollars).  We are now taxing rain!

Unemployment is up, cost of living is up, Maryland is one of the highest tax states in the country = raising gas and other taxes to build rozenbrigez for you to travel on, if you still have a job and can afford the gas. LOL

Death Penalty does not work because we never use it = Repeal the Death Penalty because we never use it so it does not work.

Sophisticated technology called fracking can inexpensively and safely create fossil fuels to reduce gas and energy costs = set up a wind farm in OC.

And the Sheeple just love our  “logic,”  especially when we sweeten it with simple sound bites like it will create jobs, lower taxes, care for the elderly/poor/children/environment/animals, cure cancer, bring peace on earth, and clear up acne.  They buy it all.


I’m here to vote for all the democrats.  Um, maybe you can do it for me?   I just can’t miss The View.    

We have even trained them to viscerally despise Republicans.  (Hat Tip – Saul Alinsky)


I hate you, you haters!  I hate you R things so much that I even hate the letter R.

We have brainwashed taught them to believe that Republicans:

Love:  money, status, golf and tennis, boating, nice cars and houses, money, themselves, Nordstroms, war, white men and blond hair, Wall Street, money

Hate:  poor people, old people, young people, women, babies, undocumented workers, clean air, animals, mother nature, gays, muslims, and everything that we believe in

So, our goal is to get all of the Rs out of Maryland.  We have basically made that happen electionwise with our clever gerrymandering.  But that still didn’t stop their smelly little protests and endless whiney speeches.  Maybe just a few more years of putting up with them and they will all finally go!


Just leave, elephants, you are messing up our Utopia.

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