Whistles, Guns and Butter

It has been Q-raaazy around the barnyard, with all the gun bills, gas taxes, snack taxes, (I mean revenues), transportation funding, free rides on the Metro for gummint employees, a $500 fine if you cuss on the Metro, etc.  Why, last night millions of inner city teachers and students showed up in Annapolis to ask for more skewel funding.  Now THAT’S the way to do it.  Not like those tea baggies, who only have a handful of people to call when they want to raise a stink.

And today, the Senators are taking the matter of “gun safety” up for debate.  But seriously, what’s there to debate?  Taking guns away from people, limiting ammo, making everyone register their heaters so we know where to find them, and fingerprinting owners makes us safer.  That’s US, not  YOU.

gun-control-debate

B-8.  I-12. N-31.  G -56.  O-62.  BINGO!  We’ve gotta winner!

See, we sorta know what the Second Amendment is really about  But if it was so important, why didn’t they make it the First Amendment?

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.”

obama-shotgun-photoshop_constitution

WOW – who knew Obama was there when they signed the Constitution?

So, while they are debating on the prize to give to the BINGO winner, MOM is basking in the new promotion that he got from Obama – Co-chair of the Homeland Security Council Panel.  You see, MOM knows how to keep us safe, so it’s a natural for him to help make our country safe.

“There is no more important work in our country today than the work of first responders,” O’Malley said in a statement. “For the last 10 years, together, we have been pursuing — first in Baltimore, then in the State as a whole — 12 Core Capacities to improve homeland security. Together, with our federal, state and local partners, we’re working to build a more resilient Maryland and a more resilient nation.”

We are really good at working together against everyone else.  But there are more of us, so we can be “more together” than others.

 All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.  (Animal Farm)

So, ladies, get out your whistles to protect yourselves from rapists who out-weigh you by 200 lbs, have raging intentions, and have already placed you in a choke hold.  It’s just so much cleaner than a gun.  And since you voted for Hope and Change,  it is hopefully more effective.

As far as the old guns and butter debate:

Guns vs. Butter Macroeconomics Debate

Yes, butter is the winner!!!  You get two free tickets to see MOM having breakfast and buttering his waffles!

And, we hear that a major gun manufacturer, here in Maryland (seriously?) wants to move:

Berreta is braying about mooving out of Maryland because of the gun ‘safety” legislation.

And we say, good riddance to a company that James Bond even had trouble with:

Fleming had Bond’s Beretta caught in his trousers at the end of From Russia, With Love, an event that almost costs the secret agent his life. In the next novel, Dr. No, a Major Boothroyd recommends that Bond switch guns. Major Boothroyd chose the Walther PPK 7.65mm after testing the Walther PPK, the Japanese M-14, the Russian Tokarev, and the Sauer M-38.

Good God, caught in his trousers?  That gun is no good – he should have had a whistle!  Or some butter.

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