There is so much going at the Maryland General ASSembly. Why, the place is on its ear with hearings!
Roaring in like a freight train is gun legislation.
Thousands only a few unhappy Tea Partiers showed up to testify on February 6, but after four hours of boring speechifying, we couldn’t take any more. We actually sent them away! All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. As the top dogs, or donkeys in our case, we can get away with these things.
We can also
wipe our asses with creatively reinterpret the Constitution, both the US and Maryland, to fit our narrative. For example, Maryland is so safe that there is absolutely no reason for a comrade to carry a gun. But some bat-crazy judge disagreed last year:
A citizen may not be required to offer a `good and substantial reason’ why he should be permitted to exercise his rights,” Legg wrote. “The right’s existence is all the reason he needs.”
Mere words. This ruling didn’t bother MOM one bit. In fact, he believes that Maryland is so safe that even soldiers returning from war will not need to keep their guns. MOM wants your guns Sheeple, so please comply or it won’t be pretty! You all got his email:
(Washington Times) Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley appears to have used his executive power to get the personal emails of citizens with hunting licenses in order to push gun control. The second-term Democrat is using the information in an attempt to divide gun owners to build support for his extremist legislation to abridge Second Amendment rights.
It’s not intimidation. It’s not infringement. It’s not illegal. It’s called Executive Privilege (EP).
Today,MOM’s friend Sarah is in town to help with the cause. She is a great heart-strings puller.
ANNAPOLIS, Md. —Longtime gun-control advocate Sarah Brady visited Gov. Martin O’Malley and leading Maryland lawmakers on Wednesday to promote a comprehensive measure backed by the governor to fight gun violence. She is the wife of former White House press secretary Jim Brady, who was left paralyzed in the 1981 assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan by a mentally ill gunman. The couple heads the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence.
Sarah wants MOM to pass the gun bill in its entirety, Second Amendment be damned!
“I think the most important thing is that it needs to be passed in its entirety – and no weakening at all,” Brady said about the gun package during in an interview before separate meetings with O’Malley, House Speaker Michael Busch and Senate President Thomas V. Mike Miller.
The Elephants are in an uproar, especially Elephant James (EJ) Pipkin:
MOM also wants to eliminate the Death Penalty in Maryland.
So let’s recap: MOM wants to keep all of us safe and warm by having the strictest gun laws in the country. He needs to take your guns and ammo away before any crazy people steals them and uses them against you. He has put aside a little money for mental health programs, but not really. He is also doing away with the death penalty, cause if they want to shoot you, nothing will deter them. Obama will be so proud!!
You WILL comply, cause we know all about you. We will know even more about you when we pass our bills, as we will then be allowed to search your house, check your medical records, track you in our fingerprint database, and even control your environment (Smart Meter Post coming tomorrow).
Gun Legislation in Maryland? This too shall pass. Afterall, we outnumber the elephants two to one!