Turning Das Kapital on its ear

In the words of Groucho Marx (no relation to Karl), “politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly
and applying all the wrong remedies.”


There’s that stench again! Those pesky tea bags were in Annapolass yesterday, howling and hollering about keeping their guns.  They are really going overboard with this Second Amendment thingy.  MOM knows what’s best for us and MOM Sez that law abiding, mentally healthy people should be hightly regulated in every aspect of their lives and that goes for gun ownership too.

Gov. Martin O'Malley announced his four-point gun control package at a press conference Friday.

Surrounded by children, President Obama announced new executive actions on gun control today at the White House and called on Congress to “restore a ban on military style assault weapons” because “weapons designed for the theater of war have no place in a movie theater.”

OOPS, wrong pic, but essentially the same post.  No biggy – MOM and Obama are interchangeable.

Well, only a few baggers showed anyway.  They do have a way with optics though, making it look like tons more people were actually here in Annapolass.  Here’s a vid of their rally, Guns Across America.  Bet they had to ship in bus loads of SEIU people (nevermind, we do that).


While they are fighting for their “Con” stitutional rights, we are cracking down on anything that can be construed as gun violence. And I mean, anything.

TALBOT COUNTY, Md. (WJZ) — Is it child’s play or a serious threat of gun violence? For the second time in less than a month, a Maryland child is kicked out of school for using his finger in the shape of a gun.

Hand making a gun shape (© Datacraft Co Ltd/Getty Images)


Thank goodness we found a Child Psychologist who can provide a sane and rational explanation of the whole “hand/gun” incident.

Dr. Joe Kaine says most 6-year-olds’ minds aren’t developed enough to understand why their idea of fun play might make adults upset. “I can certainly appreciate that at school, that’s not a type of play that they are going to endorse and I certainly support that, but that’s where we educate the time and place for doing things,” Kaine said.

I mean, really!  You should only be allowed to point your fingers at each other at HOME, kids, and never at your parents!  Where are you getting your violent ideas anyway?  We replaced all those old Spaghetti Westerns years ago with movies like The Matrix  and Terminator, and when you arent’ watching that you can play Call of Duty.  I just don’t get it.

Neither do some of our favorite actors, who are “Demanding a Plan” for gun (and finger) control.  Many of these actors star in movies that are blood and guts violent on the mature side:

Our favorite actors Demanding a Plan

Our MOM will be taking care of us in every way, starting with making sure that we are safe from ourselves and our loaded fingers.  After all, it has been proven time and time again  that taking things away from law abiding, productive citizens always reduces crime, cleans up the environment, restores the economy, eliminates poverty, brings world peace and parts the seas.  So, what are we waiting for?

Good news already; in Baltimore City, homicide is up but violent crime is down.  Sounds like progress!  So, let’s go start Demanding our Plan in Maryland!  Oh –  Plan Maryland.  More on THAT tomorrow!

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We will be Demanding our Plan, starting with your finger, kid!

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